Throughout this election season, we’ve been bringing you the political musings of Philly political consultant Ken Smukler from his guest spots on The Tom Joyner Morning Show, a nationally syndicated radio show with 8 million listeners in 105 markets that airs locally on Old School 100.3. Whether he’s wondering who put Hillary Clinton in a “yellow Kimono” or littering his soliloquies with references to the feud between Meek Mill and Drake, Smukler morphs from suburban dad into hip-hop aficionado with a penchant for saying just what we’ve all been thinking.

In this commentary, Smukler talks about New York, where Trump held a Long Island rally that was “whiter than Kerry Washington on the cover of AdWeek magazine,” and “Bernie Sanders connects with New York Jews like a ham sandwich with mayo on Wonder bread.”

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